Considering
the success of the original 300, it was probably inevitable
that they would try to cash in with some kind of sequel. The tricky
thing about that is that almost all the characters from the original
movie were dead, so a sequel would have to build up a new cast to
work with. It took them seven years to get around to adapting the
Battle of Salamis into a kind of sidequel, and while most of the
characters are new, it follows the story of the Persian wars in the
same continuity.
The
great strength of 300 was how, narratively and emotionally,
everything condensed down to a single battle with clearly-drawn lines
and direct, easily comprehensible action. Even in a movie as wildly
inaccurate as 300 became, it is easy to lay it out for someone
unfamiliar with the history: Greeks go here, Persians there, fight.
The subsequent military actions of the war, from the naval battles at
Artemisium and Salamis to the big throwdown at Plataea, were far more
complex, muddled, and sometimes indecisive. Laying all that out for
a casual audience was going to be hard no matter how you did it.
Pretty
much the only reason Rise of an Empire works is because they
didn’t try, and just dove headfirst into the fantastical,
hyper-exaggerated stylization of the first movie and went even harder
with it. They try to build a mystique around the Athenian leader
Themistocles, but despite a lot of myth-making (He did not, in fact,
kill the Persian Emperor Darius at Marathon) they just can’t manage
to make him very interesting. Portrayed by Aussie actor Sullivan
Stapleton, Themistocles is reduced to a bearded stack of muscles who
spouts painfully hackey pablum about freedom and glory against a
backdrop of spraying CG blood.
The
script is definitely a weak point in this movie, as while 300
was not exactly Shakespeare, it managed to carry the day with
archetypical moments that went on to become iconic, all delivered by
actors who were giving it everything they had. Here they try for the
same kind of distilled approach, but they just can’t carry it off.
The characters are flat and unremarkable, and none of the lines are
quotable or even memorable. The lone exception among the mid-tier
acting going on here is Eva Green, who just runs with the role of
Artemisia, set up as the real villain of the piece. She acts like
she knows exactly what kind of movie this is, and she stalks and
prowls and kills her way through her scenes like she is having a
grand time.
What
saves this is the dedication to action that is completely unreal and
yet also completely awesome. Once more the Greeks go into battle
with nothing more than leather panties as armor, and have a habit of
taking their helmets off just to indicate that they are really pissed
off. Once more the Persians are a bunch of swarthy guys with beards
and guyliner – the Immortals here are pretty much just Uruk-Hai at
this point – and their conspicuous armor does them no good at all.
Every battle is a blur of flailing swords, shields and spears painted
with immense swaths of slow-motion digital gore.
It
shouldn’t work, and in fact the battles are not as gripping as what
we got in 300, both because we don’t really care about the
characters and because the battles here are just too long and too
similar. And yet, with the painterly backgrounds and artificial
colors, the whole thing comes together and makes for a visually
stunning panoply of violence. No dedicated Sword & Sorcery movie
ever had this level of gleeful carnage, but this shows what a
well-done Conan or Elric movie could look like. Especially
cool are the naval sequences, as I don’t think anyone has ever
depicted ancient naval warfare so lavishly, and it looks amazing
partly because we have not seen it a hundred times before.
If
you took out the historical context – and that would not be very
hard – this would be a lavish fantasy film with buckets of
violence, lots of muscular guys without shirts, and an arch-villain
who swore himself to dark powers and became an eight-foot-tall
god-emperor. None of that would be out of place in a Howard story,
and in fact he wrote this kind of semi-historical pastiche more than
once, though he was usually more careful to stick to the facts. Even
the inclusion of Eva Green’s character as a sort of femme fatale
Darth Vader fits right in thematically, as well as providing an
excuse to get some tits onscreen and provide a nonsensical but
vigorous sex scene.
This
is the kind of thing I wish would become more standard for fantasy
films. Gritty violence, over-the-top action, gratuitous carnality,
and overtones of ancient and forbidden sorcery. There’s no reason
why a Conan or a Hawkmoon movie could not look this good, or an
original film if someone would actually try to write a decent script.
Part of the problem is that too many writers think S&S is easy
to do, when it is actually a genre that thrives on tight plotting and
rich language that evokes atmosphere. We deserve so much more than
what we are getting.
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