So a reader told me,
when I mentioned the Gor series in passing, that he was kind of
looking forward to me reviewing a Gor book, and since I own a few I
dug them out and perused them, considering the idea. After all,
while Gor is not really Sword & Sorcery, the series has
definitely had an influence on how the genre is perceived. But then,
looking deeper, I decided I didn’t really want to review a Gor
book, because that would mean reading one again, and they are,
without real exception, garbage.
But then I
remembered the Amazon Warrior series, which purported to be an
inversion of the Gor tropes but really is not, and the idea was born
to cover both series as a whole at once, so I would be forced to read
the actual books as little as possible, and hopefully put them to bed
right here, so to speak.
John Norman’s Gor
series is by far one of the longest-running series in fantasy
fiction, as of now comprising 34 books dating back to the release of
the first book, Tarnsman of Gor, in 1966. The most recent
book, Plunder of Gor, came out in 2016, and Norman (actually a
pen name for John Fredrick Lange Jr.) is still with us at 87 and
still writing this shit.
Even the first books
were not properly Sword & Sorcery, but rather Sword & Planet,
being in conscious imitation of the classic Burroughs adventures, at
least in the broad strokes. Hero Tarl Cabot (which always looked to
my dyslexic brain like a misspelled “Carl Talbot”) is the typical
man’s man who does not fit into the modern age, and then he is
mysteriously transported to “Counter-Earth” - a planet much like
Earth that orbits on the far side of the sun, so nobody can see it.
Gor is inhabited by
people who have been brought to it by the “Priest-Kings”, who are
actually an insectoid alien race, who have populated Gor for their
own reasons. Norman sticks with the Burroughs template for his early
stories, often getting very into the travelogue aspect of detailing
the world to a great degree, seen through the eyes of his Earth
protagonist. Norman’s writing is done in a rather simplistic,
declarative style, and does not have much flair, and his hero is a
stolid and quite boring human being, much in the tradition of the
square-jawed pulp heroes of the 30s who have no weaknesses and show
no emotions.
But the plots, such
as they are, are not what readers remember about the Gor books,
rather it is Norman’s highly detailed and rather tiresome sexual
philosophy which permeates the books and gives them their one unique
feature. Because Gor is a world of slavers and slaves, and on Gor,
all women are slaves, or wish they were. The core of Norman’s
ideas is that men on Earth have forgotten how to be real men, and if
women are enslaved by real men they will realize that this is what
they always wanted, and will be happily enslaved, after some initial
complaining.
So it’s not hard
to see what it is that Norman faps to, and in fact, after the first
three or four books, the plotlines are largely sidelined for endless
repetition of the fetish content. Interestingly, Norman does not
seem to be that into sex scenes per se, as they are always
rather soft-focused and elided, without thrusting loins or anything
pornographic. Instead you get repeated scenes where females (always
referred to as “females”, like an alien species) are enslaved,
whipped, degraded, and always, always chained or tied up, the
bindings elucidated in great detail. Norman is obviously much more
into the bindings and the psychology of enslavement than he is in
anything done with said slaves.
People think I am
exaggerating when I say there are no plots in the later books, only
repeated enslavement fetish fantasizing, but I really am not. They
become genuinely pretty unreadable, because there are no stories, no
characterization, nothing but enslavement, binding, enslavement, on
and on. If it’s your thing, then hey, I bet they are fine, but
they are not otherwise even remotely interesting. The early books
got some sweet Vallejo covers that made them look dramatic and cool,
and definitely played on the naked flesh aspect, but there’s really
nothing to see here.
On the supposed
flipside of the coin we have Sharon Green, who started in 1982 with
her Amazon Warrior series that was expressly said to be a
“refutation” of the Gor books by “creating three-dimensional
female characters and powerful female characters in similar fantasy
settings.” Let me note how the books completely fail to do this.
The five Amazon
Warrior books were published between 1982 and 1986, and they focus on
Jalav, the titular amazon herself. Yes, the books are first-person,
and so Jalav has a bit more depth than the usual Gorean plaything,
but she is not a terribly interesting character, and her rote,
declarative interior monologue is often so uninteresting it is hard
to stay awake through.
Oh, and maybe if
your intention is to refute the Gor books by creating “powerful
female characters” then maybe don’t have your entire plot revolve
around them being kidnapped and raped all the time. See, the books
wallow in the same tropes of sexy enslavement as the Gor books, only
depicted from the female point of view. Jalav spends the entirety of
her stultifyingly long and tedious saga being repeatedly captured,
enslaved, and raped. Though it’s not depicted as icky, realistic
rape, but rather the kind where she is slowly, against her will,
driven to heights of ecstasy by the attentions of barbaric meatheads
who are always referred to as “males”, as if they were an alien
species.
I generally have
more affection for the Jalav books as they have some sense of fun,
and even though they are written in an awful faux-archaic style, they
have a bit of charm. Also, the sex in them is a good bit more
salacious than in the Gor books, and so there are quite a few “good
parts” to be found throughout. Still, I certainly cannot recommend
them as “good”.
Both these series
crowded the shelves of fantasy sections in bookstores throughout the
80s, and the lurid covers of oiled-up barbarians and naked slave
women caused them to often be equated with the third-generation Conan
pastiches also clogging the genre at the time. However, there is
nothing of genuine Sword & Sorcery to be found here, only a bunch
of thinly-disguised fetish porn with plots and characters as thin as
the kleenex the fans kept on their bedside tables.